I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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