Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
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