Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
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I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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