You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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