literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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