Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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