Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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