you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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