are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
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just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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