my soul wont recognize me after tonight
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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