This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
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Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
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HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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