spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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