So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
