I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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