Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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