is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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