You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
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yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
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Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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