have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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