So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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