Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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