You made me cry and you don't even care
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
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I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
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