I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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