NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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