WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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