Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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