a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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