If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Randomize
