were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
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He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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