yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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