I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
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Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
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YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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