But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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