He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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