butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
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