i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize
