ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
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True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
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Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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