i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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