That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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