You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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