yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
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No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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