This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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