She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
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He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
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I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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