I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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