we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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