I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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