I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
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Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
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we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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