their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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