i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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