MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
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I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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