Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
she pinky promised me she was 18
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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