Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
this hospital has no fireball
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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