Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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