i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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