I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I love black thongs
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
We had sex on a dog bed..
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Randomize
