We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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