what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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